I have this goal in life and it’s not my main one and it may seem shallow… But it goes as follows:
Become really famous at something I love and then one day, be on a big billboard like shaking my hair and being all Photoshopped and sexy and all like… you know.
And then have every boy that ever broke my heart, or any one who ever bullied me or was a complete cunt to me, walk past it…
And for them to just be like “Shiittt… Fuck, I regret being a complete knob jockey to her now”
AND THEN I JUST BURST OUT OF THE BILLBOARD AND NINJA THERE ASS WHILE SHAKIRA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND.